Another man wrinkly enough to be my father asked if i wanted a lift in his car today while i was walking to the bus stop. Like hello do i look like im completely retarded? Which im like not la duh.
He probably had some evil perverted plan to rape me in his big shiny car then like hide my naked and very lifeless body, which would be nicely chopped up by then, behind some bush in Fort Canning (hahahahah Natasha!) then like make his sneaky escape to god knows where. Eww eww eww, like so gross pleaseeee. But manners first like always, so i smiled nicely and said no thanks. Good upbringing never fails to show HAHA.