Monday, January 04, 2010

Love

"So do you show him how much you appreciate him?"

"I tell him."



But see, i wish your wife would show me too.

Sunday, January 03, 2010

2010

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Chopped off about 4 inches of my hair today because i can. Not that you can see in the picture anyway.


2009 felt short on a whole even though loads of things happened that year. Hard to believe i'll be turning seventeen in March when i still feel that im like what, fourteen? I hope the world doesn't end so early; i still want to get married, have kids, bitch about my fat boss and grow olddd. So fun pls. And i still cant imagine myself taking like classes in school or trying to stay awake during tuition. Why does school start tomorrow? Why not Thursday or Friday or like Bensday. We should totally have a Bensday, people would wear bedsheets and plastic bags just cos they can.


P.S.   Now i have a new year post like everyone else does! Who cares if its 3 days late.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Fancy pansy



Amazing.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

My new bedroom slippers are beautifuuul. (Like you)

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Christmas

Spent the main part of my Christmas having high tea with Jeremy's relatives and his church at Orchard Hotel before we both headed down to my church. The food was great. Bought super chio boots from River Island for Jeremy as his xmas present, which is like the most expensive thing i've ever gotten for anyone else other than myself cos i'm usually not that generous hahahahahaha. Baked gingerbread men/women for Natasha and Kristy, with help from J's mom cos we messed up the dough the first time round. Hope you both liked them!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Epic

Another man wrinkly enough to be my father asked if i wanted a lift in his car today while i was walking to the bus stop. Like hello do i look like im completely retarded? Which im like not la duh.

He probably had some evil perverted plan to rape me in his big shiny car then like hide my naked and very lifeless body, which would be nicely chopped up by then, behind some bush in Fort Canning (hahahahah Natasha!) then like make his sneaky escape to god knows where. Eww eww eww, like so gross pleaseeee. But manners first like always, so i smiled nicely and said no thanks. Good upbringing never fails to show HAHA.
Christmas is tomorrow! Im eg-eg-egcited.

Monday, December 21, 2009

History so deep it hurts to look

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I cough every two seconds so people have to wait for me to slowly spit out my sentences. Anyway, N level results were great. Nine points, thank God! Topped the school hor, MOE better give me moneyyyy $$$$$$$$$.

Its weird how i never realised how delicious my dog looks until now. Fried would be a good choice, boiling is passable also. Save money on oil because of recession. Gotta find a way to get him to sit still in the pan first though so i can eat him.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dixie

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Went to Juncheng's house today, its a big day tmr.